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Post  Sari on Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:34 am

Did you hear about the Psychic Midget who escaped from jail?
Police report was that there is a Small medium at large.


PALMIST: I see a fluctuation in your circumstances.
CLIENT: What do you mean?
PALMIST: Oh, just read between the lines.

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a palm reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."
"That's true," said Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted.
"That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?"
"Love line?.. No, from the calluses!"
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Post  Sari on Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:36 am

Old people can be soo cool, Oh...nooo!

My grandpa was feeling frisky after a couple of ports and gestured a 'romp in the sack' to grandma...and she said... what? I'm not firing up a whole barbeque just for one sausage!


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