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Post  pravin kumar on Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:05 am

OLD' IS WHEN...



Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs

And make love,' and you answer,

'Pick one; I can't do both !'



'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you

On your new alligator shoes

And you're barefoot.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

A sexy babe catches your fancy

And your pacemaker opens the garage door,


'OLD' IS WHEN...

You don't care where your spouse goes,

Just as long as you don't have to go along.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police



'OLD' IS WHEN..

'Getting a little action'

Means you don't need to take any fibre today.



'OLD' IS WHEN.. .

'Getting lucky' means you find your car

In the parking lot.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up

To use the bathroom.



AND



'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are not sure these are jokes !


Jokes

Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.



Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.


(in Eng)..,Couldn't quote a single as so many were good..



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