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Post  pravin kumar on Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:24 pm

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?

A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge..

Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has Helped you most in your Life?

"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"

1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..!

Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back...

Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children

'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'

A kid went 2school 4the first time.Teacher told her if u had 2 go 2 Toilet,raise ur index finger

.Kid ispuzzled n asks,Thats going 2 stop it?

Principal 2 students:U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.

Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!

Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide

.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..

Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd:

Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad

Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?

They must be widows of the dead ones....

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?

director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene


Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Doctor 2.


A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?

" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.


Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!

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