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Post  pravin kumar on Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:23 pm

New Car Operating System



Bill's company made software to run a car.


Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.


Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.


A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?"


Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire.


In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.


He started shouting "F1! F1!" but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams.


Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.


A message appeared on the screen, "An illegal function is performed.


All the window-panes of the car will be closed." Poor Bill died.


Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, "You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell."


Bill pleaded, "I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer, please."


Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard.

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