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Post  Sari on Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:33 am

Two psychic healers meet in the street - "You're fine - how am I?"

Where do fortune tellers dance? .....The crystal ball

What trees do fortune tellers look at? .......Palms

HHmmm.

One more...

YOU MAY NEED A NEW PSYCHIC IF...

* He keeps shaking black crystal ball and says, "Ask again later."

* Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"

* Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week.

* His idea of an "out of body experience" involves whipped cream and women's clothing.

* His spoon bending requires two pliers.

* Sign in window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes."

* During card-reading, asks if you want to "hit" or "stand."

* Insists that your astrological sign is "The Armadillo."

* Psychics Magazine rates her just below fortune cookies, just above your mom.

* Repeatedly attempts to read your palm with his genitalia.

* Shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm.

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